Our props master ordered a rope from a vendor on Amazon and got a receipt back that guaranteed a discount on all of their bondage and masochism toys for any future purchases.
They also invited us to see their warehouse that is apparently “covered from wall to wall with a very diverse collection of sex toys, dildos, cock rings and lingerie as well as handcuffs and whips.”
Players = Performers
Half-time = Intermission
Coach = Director
Locker Room = Dressing Room
Uniform = Costume
Game = Performance
Superbowl = Closing Night
Spectators = Audience
"Good Luck" = "Break A Leg!" except…
Subs = Understudies
Rookie = Freshman actor
Things said to actors backstage.
Are you my quick changer? Because you make me a new woman.
Are you on paint crew? because you color my world.
Are you a lighting designer? because you light up my face.
Are you body mic-ing me? because you turn me on.
Tell me more?
My time of day is the dark time
A couple of deals before dawn
When the street belongs to the cop
And the janitor with the mop
And the grocery clerks are all gone.
When the smell of the rainwashed pavement
Comes up clean, and fresh, and cold
And the streetlamp light
Fills the gutter with gold
That’s my time of day
My time of day
And you’re the only doll I’ve ever wanted to share it with me.