The Joys of Com Headache
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Waterfall fountain in Osaka. [video]

What what what what what what what

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Waterfall fountain in Osaka. [video]

What what what what what what what

Closing Night - The Job of the Techies: Actors

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Step 1:

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Step 2:

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Step 3:

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show-lyrics:

Urinetown
requested by susiephone, thank you!
#dialoguewednesdays

show-lyrics:

Urinetown

requested by , thank you!

#dialoguewednesdays

Accidental porn site?

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Our props master ordered a rope from a vendor on Amazon and got a receipt back that guaranteed a discount on all of their bondage and masochism toys for any future purchases.

They also invited us to see their warehouse that is apparently “covered from wall to wall with a very diverse collection of sex toys, dildos, cock rings and lingerie as well as handcuffs and whips.”

I…just…derp

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Helping Theatre People Understand Sports

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Tryout =Audition

Practice =Rehearsal

Players = Performers

Half-time = Intermission

Coach = Director

Locker Room = Dressing Room

Uniform = Costume

Game =  Performance

Superbowl = Closing Night

Spectators = Audience

"Good Luck"   = "Break A Leg!" except…

Subs = Understudies

Rookie = Freshman actor

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Technician as Director
Director: So, there's this scene where you have to jump tackle this guy and wrestle a knife out of his hands and throw him onto a bed.
Actors: You're gonna teach us stage combat right?
Director: I mean, it's not important, he just has to fall slightly before you tackle him and you won't get too badly hurt.
Actors: Oh...good...
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Things said to actors backstage.

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Things said to actors backstage.

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Theatre Happiness.

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Theatre Happiness.

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Green rooms…

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Green rooms…

Cheesy Theatre Pickup lines

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Are you my quick changer? Because you make me a new woman.

Are you on paint crew? because you color my world.

Are you a lighting designer? because you light up my face.

Are you body mic-ing me? because you turn me on.

Tell me more?

My Time of Day (is the Dark Time)

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My time of day is the dark time
A couple of deals before dawn
When the street belongs to the cop
And the janitor with the mop
And the grocery clerks are all gone.

When the smell of the rainwashed pavement
Comes up clean, and fresh, and cold
And the streetlamp light
Fills the gutter with gold

That’s my time of day
My time of day

And you’re the only doll I’ve ever wanted to share it with me.

When I forget my line but my mouth says it anyway
catipish:

scenicdesign:

"Annapurna"
Tom Walsh

Need to see this.

catipish:

scenicdesign:

"Annapurna"

Tom Walsh

Need to see this.